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Maynard James Keenan gets all Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu on an apparent fan who unwisely encroaches on his stage during a Tool performance.

New York-based electronics/music store J&R understands your specific needs—specifically, the need to go totally fucking nutzo when you hear a badass opening guitar lick.

Ever seen a huge doofy Dutch metalhead smash watermelons with his head? We thought not. Click here.

Ah, puberty, when a boy becomes a man, and then becomes a hideous sex-obsessed yeti-creature thanks to a flood of hormones.

It happens to the best of us: The new issue of Revolver shows up in your mailbox, and you don’t know how to read it. Don't despair—Max is here.

Hot proletariat babes are being stalked by the Stalinist zombies! Who can save them and their heaving bosoms? Mikhail Gorbachev, natch!

Ah, the fond days of being a hamster-cheeked preteen. Not a care in the world but Star Wars, getting a first kiss, and the unholy Norwegian war machine slowly mowing down all in its path.

Not all metal bands are financial idiots! While on tour with Decrepit Birth, it seems that death-metal nutcases Animosity and the Antagonist went to a shooting of The Price Is Right, and lo and behold...

We at Revolver are generally nauseated by the way that most people are reduced to blubbering, baby-talking morons at the sight of an infant.

This video comes to us from Saturday Night Live via the Staten Island Zoo and students at Staten Island Technical High School telling us about the graceful and noble giraffe. Actually, fuck that.