GUEST BLOG: SKELETONWITCH’S SCOTT “SCUNTY D” HEDRICK

Sunday 1/27/08 in the p.m. (in Kennewick, WA)

We’re 11 hours into a seven-hour drive and have stopped in a Wal-Mart parking lot to assess our situation. It has become obvious that we will not be making the show in Spokane, Washington, tonight. Fuck!!! Even if we continue driving, our breakneck speed of 13 mph would place our time of arrival well after the show is scheduled to be over. We were so fucking stoked on how well things were going and now this bullshit! Touring is often like this…one foot in the gold and one in the gutter. Haha!

"We may not get there in time, but we’ll get there in one piece."

I just received a call from the Job for a Cowboy camp. They drove into a ditch and fucked up a couple of their tires. No way in hell they’re going to make the show either. At least those little shit-asses are all OK. They have a sense of humor and don’t mind when we fuck with them and call them shit-asses. Touring with Skeletonwitch must be awful, given the amount of shit we heap onto everyone nice enough to take us on the road.

Our sincere apologies to everyone in Spokane for missing the show!! We will be back as soon as possible. Oh, and fuck the Red Chord for driving straight through the night and actually making it to the show. Damn you guys!

This is what I looked at all day:

"Very encouraging!"

At least the day has ended on a good note: I just received confirmation that we’re doing a full European tour with Hate Eternal and Cephalic Carnage in May! Fuck yes!!!