As the Revolver Photo Director and proud owner of a vagina, I feel more than qualified to offer up honest, raw, and unadulterated advice regarding all things related to sex, the female body, and relationships. So, all you metalhead freaks out there, please email me your most dire, dirty, sick, and twisted questions about women and the way we work, from our emotional hearts to our even more complicated parts. Girls are also welcome to fire off some questions; I’m sure the guys reading my blog would love to hear what’s on your mind as well. Email me at revolvher@gmail.com
Hey RevolvHer,
Please help me. I don’t know what to do. I know this married guy on the Internet who’s a hot metalhead. We have a bunch of things in common; he’s like the perfect guy. He lives in another city and he has problems with his wife—she’s a flight attendant and they barely see each other. Now this guy wants to come to my city to visit me and have sex. On the one hand, I love the idea and have always had this fantasy of having sex with a married guy, but on the other hand, he’s married and I don’t want to be a break-marriages kinda bitch. Also, I don’t even know if he’s a pervert or a kidnapper!! What should I do??
kisses
The Confused Girl
Dear Confused Girl,
Ah, the romance of the unavailable mysterious Internet dude, who is unsatisfied in his marriage and aching for your wicked single-girl touch. RevolvHer has been where you are, albeit not anonymously on the Web, but I still know a bunch about your plight. I can tell you what I know, but that probably won’t stop you from diving headfirst into the drama—because no one can tell you how to avoid pain. You haven’t met this dude, and so yeah, he could be a total creepoid kidnapper. I also hope that you are, in fact, of age! So first of all, proceed with extreme caution in all your dealings with this man, as he might be a total liar and not hot at all (photos can be faked). He also might never meet you. He could just be getting off on the thrill of the hunt and the flirtation that he is engaging in with you via emails or chats. The fantasy of the visit might be enough to keep Interweb Loverman satisfied for a while in his dead marriage. But if he is serious about making this booty call and cheating on his wife, then you are heading into a murky terrain that involves the possibility of heightened sexual gratification with a pent-up man, and a lot of unwanted heartache down the road if you get emotionally attached to him.
I remember one time, a long while back, being hit on by a married man who gave me some attention. He came on strong and I got a tad swoony in the pants. I managed to turn him down that day. Somewhere deep inside of me I found the fortitude to follow the “married dude” fantasy to the end and see where it would end up: me, possibly having an orgasm, and him, going home to his wife, satiated for another few dry months. The truth is, I didn’t want to have another orgasm with another unavailable guy; I wanted something more. This is the turning point I felt in my relationships with attached men. I realized that I didn’t have to settle for someone who couldn’t fully be there for me beyond a quick bone in a hotel room. Oh, the joy of therapy! The thrill of the conquest isn’t going to be enough to sustain the fantasy for very long, the game will get old really quickly, baby. Sometimes, much like threesomes, gangbangs, or other complicated sex stuffs, some fantasies are better left as fantasies!
xxx
RevolvHer
Dear RevolvHer,
Hi, I’m 18. I recently started having sex with a guy friend. Up until now I have only been giving him blowjobs. Probably for about eight months. About six months ago I got braces. When I please him orally, does it hurt him, now that I have braces?
From,
Young and Confused
Dear Young and Confused,
Again with the confused younguns! If your man hasn’t pushed your mouth off of his shaft, then that means that your braces are not hurting him. For the last six months you have been blowing him and he hasn’t winced, or at least you didn’t allude to him wincing in this very succinct email. But just in case he is in pain and for some strange reason he is suffering through the fellatio just because he doesn’t want to hurt your feelings, then I will let you know the big blowjob secret: cover your teeth with your lips. It isn’t hard. Just focus on not allowing your teeth to come in contact with that ween. If they accidently brush his penis lightly, that is OK and, well, it happens. He might even dig the slight sensation (slight being the operative word). Under no circumstances should the outside portion of your teeth, the side that have the braces attached to them, be grazing your man’s schlong. If you feel that you need further BJ instructions, feel free to email me!
xxx
RevolvHer
that depends sometimes
Watch out if you have rubberbands though.
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