LOVE AND SEX ADVICE FROM REVOLVER’S HOTTEST PHOTO DIRECTOR (WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT)

As the Revolver Photo Director and proud owner of a vagina, I feel more than qualified to offer up honest, raw, and unadulterated advice regarding all things related to sex, the female body, and relationships. So, all you metalhead freaks out there, please email me your most dire, dirty, sick, and twisted questions about women and the way we work, from our emotional hearts to our even more complicated parts. Girls are also welcome to fire off some questions; I’m sure the guys reading my blog would love to hear what’s on your mind as well. Email me at RevolvHer@gmail.com.

Dear RevolvHer
I’m a young metalhead who also happens to be gay. My partner, who I’ve been with for more than a year, keeps pressuring me to let him have anal sex with me, but I’ve never done it before and have heard horror stories about how it can leave you permanently stretched out. Is that true? Can it happen after only a few penetrations? I need the facts before I let him take the plunge!
Thanks,
Back Against The Wall

Dear BATW,
Despite what many might think, I am actually not a medical expert. I know a lot about the ass, and a lot about sex. And, well, I am a huge fan of the two together. Huge. But, on the whole, I don’t really know how much damage a cock does to an asshole over time. I mean people have been taking the up-the-butt plunge for eons. The Greeks were all about the gay-ass love back in the day. So you should just stop making excuses and let your boyfriend in already! After a year, the guy must have blueballs from hell, unless of course you are a blowjob king. Get on that cock already, baby! But not without taking massive precautions. Use protection and lots of good lube. Also, don’t start with your partner’s big dick right away. I would make him start off with his finger, or his tongue, and work his way up to the big guns.

As for whether or not you will be left with a permanently stretched-out, non-functioning rectum, one needs only to turn to some hot anal action porno to find out what really happens to the asshole during and after a good pounding. You will note that after the dude pounds the chick (or, in your case, the other dude) in the butt really hard for a while, he usually pulls out and the camera lets you see the gaping orifice up close. For some reason this has become all the rage in anal porn. If you slow down the DVD just after the penis has been removed from the rectum, you can actually count the seconds it takes for the anal sphincter to retract. So to sum up, according to “Gape That Ass” porn, the sphincter does eventually close.

You can trust me, or you can ask your family doc!! Either way, you’d better be playing “Ram It Down” by Judas Priest when your boy is pounding away. Ride on, cowboy!
xxx
RevolvHer