LOVE AND SEX ADVICE FROM REVOLVER’S HOTTEST SEX ADVICE BLOGGER (WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT)
As a proud owner of a vagina, and daughter of a gynecologist, I feel more than qualified to offer up honest, raw, and unadulterated advice regarding all things related to sex, the human body, and relationships. So, all you metalhead freaks out there, please email me your most dire, dirty, sick, and twisted questions about women and the way we work, from our emotional hearts to our even more complicated parts. Email me at RevolvHer@gmail.com, and follow me on Twitter at twitter.com/revolvher666.
Hi, RevolvHER,
I’m Christine, I’ve been dating my boyfriend for a while now. I’m willing to try new things when we have sex. I’ve been thinking about giving up my ass virginity. I want to know if it’s true that if I take it up the ass, will my asshole get bigger? Please answer this question. I have been to websites and I find nothing out. I really want to know if this is true. Thanks, I love your website.
One & Only
Christine
Hey Christine,
I’ve actually had a lot of people ask me this question. Well, one former co-worker at Revolver in particular. Not because he wanted to get it up the ass, I don’t think…but, because he, like many of us, wondered if constant pounding in the sacred and sensitive rectum, would eventually wreck it. I have no medical clue if this can happen. But, I suppose anything is possible. Like you, I have gone to the web in search for medical answers and have come up with some mixed messages. From what I can gather, it is not too smart to put large objects into the rectum, especially objects that are not attached to another human. I also have watched plenty of anal porn in search for any signs of anal wreckage post-ass sex. From what I witnessed, in those close-up scenes, the ass opens to accept the penis, fingers, fist or what have you, and then once it is removed it closes back up. But again, this is not scientific proof.
My advice to you is to swallow your pride and ask your gynecologist or family doctor if there is any chance of doing rectal harm if you engage in anal sex. I would also highly recommend that you peruse my earlier blogs for countless discourses on the subject of safe and fun anal sex. I have gone into very detailed descriptions on how to do it the right way the first time.
I would also like to take this time to beg and plead to any RevolvHER readers out there to please send me some questions that do not revolve around anal sex!! I am beginning to think that this is the only thing, besides not being able to get laid at all, that metalheads think about! I need some good questions, and I apologize for my blog hiatus. I am back and in full form and awaiting some good questions. revolvher@gmail.com
xxx
RevolvHER
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anal angel...
My ex and i used to enjoy anal sex. Well, by that i mean my ex used to enjoy the getting and i used to (and still would) enjoy the giving. In my opinion, i don't think that you are going to have any severe issues revolving an enlarged anus. The famous sphincter muscle is one tough cookie and is meant to take abuse. Wait, that didn't sound right. More scientific....Right then... The first time you have anal sex with your partner, you will probably have a rush of mixed emotions, most of them stemming from society's overall viewpoint on sex. In my opinion, what you do in your bedroom is for you and fuck everyone else. But, i digress, back to the real question, will anal sex make your rectum bigger? In short, no. In long, at first, yes, because the sphincter muscle will relax (i promise, it will....eventually). If you are safe, and use lube and desensitizing ointment like analeeze (i think it is cherry flavored......cherry flavored ass...mmmmm), you shouldn't have any problems. However, if you don't and your BF is decent to large sized, you could have some tearing and other associated discomfort. Relax, and let the good times roll, and everything will be back to normal in the morning.
On a side note, anal sex can get a little messy, so you might want to use some protection for your bed/couch/whatever...We always used a shitty old comforter that was nice and soft, but could be the cum-catcher and no one would care.
Hope this helped, it's my first response. I just thought I might have some good info for ya.
FUCK HIM GOOD
FUCK HIM GOOD
hello this is kinda a
hello
this is kinda a weird question
my answer is this DONT DO IT
this is why and i have to add this story ..
their is this guy from work that regret having his GF do this
1st that area is very sensitive - you might bleed from the 1st try
2nd you might not be able to walk normaly
3rd you will have a big asshole
this is the story that my pal told me
this guy that i knew had a GF and she were a virgin and wanted to stay till after marriage but for some reason she will take it up the ass
so its up in the ass time and my pal enjoyed that
then she had a bleeding asshole and they went to the doctor what happened is that she had few cuts in the inside
in my opinion its the place that you shit form and not the pleasure area for a reason
take care
Good To See You Again !!
Thought you were almost gone, yet refusing to be gone for good. Your tweets are such fun. Ah! The mechanix link was cool. Never seen it before.
If it is true that you are going to be regular and that you're gonna tackle much beyond the rectum then welcome back monstrous minstrel!! [Apparently monsters are made by rear entry . . . ]
Hey girl c'mon, give it
Hey girl c'mon, give it up!!!!
There's nothing like that, you will enjoy after a few times. Good luck
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