LOVE AND SEX ADVICE FROM REVOLVER’S HOTTEST PHOTO DIRECTOR (WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT)

As the Revolver Photo Director, proud owner of a vagina, and daughter of a gynecologist, I feel more than qualified to offer up honest, raw, and unadulterated advice regarding all things related to sex, the human body, and relationships. So, all you metalhead freaks out there, please email me your most dire, dirty, sick, and twisted questions about women and the way we work, from our emotional hearts to our even more complicated parts. Email me at RevolvHer@gmail.com.

Dear RevolvHer,
I’m a metalhead and music lover through and through. I happen to have fallen in love with the most awesome chick. She fucks well and makes me happy. Thing is, she likes shitty music. She likes Fall Out Boy, Gym Class Heroes, and that kinda crap. I have been trying to educate her in the ways of true rock music, starting with the classics. She likes the stuff I play for her, but then still tries to make me listen to Panic At The Disco. She doesn’t seem to really love this stuff that much; it’s more like her friends all listen to it, and so she listens to it. Is this ground for dumping?
Torn,
Jim

Hey Jim,
As a good friend of mine says, there are "Us" and then there are "Them." The Us are people who are super passionate about music, the history of music, and need music as the soundtrack to their lives. The Them are people who listen to whatever is on, and don’t really give a shit about music. You, my friend, are in love with a Them. This doesn’t mean that she sucks; she just sucks when it comes to her taste in music. Whether or not this is something you can come to terms with is not a call that I am equipped to make. Personally, I have a really tough time dating Thems. I like to know that I can sit in a room with a dude and listen to tunes for hours upon hours. If the man I am with doesn’t want to sit and listen to music that we can mutually agree on, then we are left having to talk or watch some shitty reality TV show. I also like to talk about music and learn about new music with whomever I am dating. Basically, I need to be able to drive in a car with my man, while Time Life’s 70s Music Explosion is blasting, both of us singing along to "Gypsys, Tramps, & Thieves."

So, that is my opinion on the matter. If your girl is rocking your world in the sack, then by all means, stick it out. I just have to warn you, it is very difficult to make an Us out of a Them just by force-feeding her Slayer.
xxx
RevolvHer

Dear RevolvHer,
In the case of a threesome...can an STD be transferred over from one girl to another because of the use of the same condom???
Mike

Hey Mike,
Fuck yeah, you dumbass! It isn’t like condoms are antiviral and antibacterial. They are just thin sheaths of latex. If you don’t swap out your rubber between babes, then you might as well not even bother wearing one. If you wear one condom and stick your cock in both girls, you are only protecting yourself from getting something that the girls might have, and the girls from getting whatever you might have. But, you run the risk of transferring Girl A’s cooties to Girl B. Wrap it, and re-wrap it, stud!
xxx
RevolvHer