Michael Vampire of Vampires Everywhere! Picks His Favorite Porn Films and Websites

Vampires Everywhere! frontman Michael Vampire eagerly suggested the topic of this list, and we eagerly accepted the pitch. Considering his enthusiasm for the subject, we’ll let the singer–whose band is currently supporting their newest album, Hellbound & Heartless–do the introductions:

“Many of you don’t know this, but I’m addicted to sex. Most of my songs talk about this issue. Whether it’s stating it in a good or bad light, it still finds a way into my lyrics. That being said, it shouldn’t be a surprise that I love porn. I’ve decided to let the world know my favorite porn films and sites. Limiting it to five was a hard feat, but I think I chose the ones that best describe my tastes. My favorite porn star is the evil queen herself Aiden Ashley, so it’s no coincidence that she’s heavily featured in my favorites. Here is the list of my porn favorites…”

1. Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody “Let’s just say the lesbian Stormtrooper scene with Aiden in this movie is hot as fuck. I am not a giant fan of spoof porn but for some reason the storm trooper outfits add an interesting flare.”

2. Queen of the Strap-On 4 “OK… Now most of you don’t know this, but I just fell in love with girl/girl porn. I used to hate it, but again thanks to Aiden bringing some evil to the world of lesbian porn, I see it in a whole new light. This movie is filled with scenes of Aiden demolishing and demeaning girls with her big strap-on. I have to admit there is definitely something hot brewing with this scenario–no dick, all pussy, all good!”

3. My First Lesbian Experience Volume 2 “Do I really have to describe this one to you?? Haha, I mean, c’mon, there’s no guy out there that doesn’t get turned on by the ‘first time’ scenario! Now take that image and throw two women in there–enough said! Sexy as fuck! It’s always fun to see your favorite porn stars in there early work. I like to see them tremble with fear and anxiety as they work their way through the scenes! It brings a solid sense of realism to it all.”

4. Girl Crush Volume 1 “This is just an all-out lesbian fiesta of goodness! Aiden looks like pure sex in this movie and I love watching her interact with various girls in different scene scenarios. Again, realism is key in these movies, especially girl/girl films because guys hate when a girl fakes an orgasm! Love what you do and show some emotion. I feel this film pulls that off nicely!”

5. EvilAiden.com “Last but not least is Aiden’s personal site run by Juliland.com. There’s so much to say about this site, but let me start by saying the pictures are amazing. Aiden [pictured below] brings blood, sex, and rock ‘n’ roll into a scene saturated with Barbie-type girls with fake tits! Let’s just say stop by the site and see for yourself. I promise you will be shocked by the realism and natural beauty of the models. They also hand tailor each scenario whether it be a picture set or a movie. It’s never contrived and always bring a sense professionalism not seen in porn today.”

 

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  • Carrie

    This must be some kind of joke. That girl is white TRASH. She rubs blood on her vag and is deemed a porn star? The girl is a porn joke. Didn’t her boyfriend get his dick sucked live on stick am? She must have paid Michael to do this.