Otep Shamaya Lists The Five Famous Figures, Alive Or Dead, She Would Want To Seduce Into Bed

Since starting Otep in 2000 to rocking numerous Ozzfests to recently dropping the band’s new, fifth full-length, Atavist (Victory; which is reviewed here), striking, outspoken frontwoman Otep Shamaya has been as open about her lesbianism as she has about her left-wing politics. And when it comes to fantasizing about which five celebrities or historical figures she’d want to get freaky with, she’s not not at all shy there either.

Sappho
“Regarded as the 10th Muse and compared to Socrates, Sappho’s love for women and for words sends my iron soul soaring. Although few images of her remain, her mental gifts and poetic heart are the attraction. I would teach her haikus and write them all over her skin with my lips and tongue.”

Hatshepsut
“She ruled, not as queen, but as the fifth Pharaoh of the 18th dynasty of Ancient Egypt. Under her rule, Egypt experienced unparalleled growth and prosperity. Intelligence, a cunning wit, and the courage to take on the ancient paradigms of sexism: Yummy. Annnnd she’s obviously into role-playing.”

Natalie Portman
“Beautiful? Sexy? Funny? Yes! Angry rapping on SNL? Be still my heart! But she has an incredibly diverse and impressive skill set: She wrote a paper in high school on the Enzymatic Production of Hydrogen, graduated from Harvard with a degree in psychology, was [politically active lawyer] Alan Dershowitz’s research assistant, and was a guest lecturer at Columbia for a course in terrorism and counter terrorism. She also speaks Hebrew and has studied French, Japanese, German, and Arabic.  She can V my Vendetta any time.”

Megan Fox
“The eyes, the lips, the legs—oh my! Indeed, she’s amazing. But it’s the tattoo on her back—‘We will all laugh at gilded butterflies,’ from Shakespeare’s play King Lear—that sets me on fire.”

Joan of Arc
“Because leading the resistance against the invading English empire and seeing angels and hearing Saints and seeing burning swords from heaven is incredibly sexy.”

 

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  • Mike

    Otep, any of those women would be LUCKY to be in your bed ;)

  • Deborah Debbie Deb

    Oh my! Otep…I would teach her haikus and write them all over her skin with my lips and tongue?That’s delicious. Take them to your bed, but make sure you have a sex tape or two pop up several days later. I’m tired of downloading shit that isn’t worth watching. Hurry up and show them how it’s done. I could fap to thoughts of you all day long.

    Great, now I’ve got a girl boner.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexandra-Russell/100001874964567 Alexandra Russell

    I so agree..Megan fox!!Ugh!So hot..

  • http://www.facebook.com/Stormyonyx Chrystal Randolph

    I’d love to have Otep in my bedroom. I’d show her what a real woman is like ;) . Have her screaming in 5 seconds flat!

  • Yedra?!

    While shocked that the legendarily friggin’ beautiful Angelina Jolie didn’t appear here (no? Just me?) I’m going to agree with Joan of Arc. That right there is a real woman.
    Kinda weird that I’m admitting to having a thing for my Confirmation saint, but hey.

    • Deborah Debbie Deb

      Angelina Jolie looks like a crack whore. Sure, she has sexy lips and lickable thighs, but she seriously needs to lay off the pipe. Fake tits are gross as fuck, and you can tell that hers are fake.
      Actually, I think she’s altogether fake, and this child adopting she’s doing is just
      to further her own career and keep the spotlight on herself. She might be educated, have several bad ass movies under her belt, but as a person, the woman is disgusting.
      Otep is much hotter than Jolie, and she’s altogether inspiring. Yeah, I’m sure Jolie inspires…inspires women to part their thighs. Jolie belongs in porn, lying on her back is all she’s good for.
      Otep should be with women that are more on her level, so I’m glad she didn’t list Jolie.
      With the many beautiful women Otep can choose from, I don’t see her reaching down into the gutter to fuck a cum-dumster.

  • XangelfromyournightmaresX

    Who does want to bang Natalie Portman….just saying

  • Swe_Savager

    If I had to make a list, Otep Shamaya would certainly be at the top. Not just for her beautiful face or powerful voice or rockin’ body, but also for that big, sexy brain of hers. I think I fell in love with her the first time I heard Sevas Tra.

  • Dyerchristina01

    I am recently a new fan of METAL, Never really listened until I met my husband 2 years ago. Otep was the first band he played for me… ADDICTED to her every since!… T.R.I.C was the very first song I ever heard by Otep. My favorite song is all of them… but I Love Perfectly Flawed, because I can relate. I can relate to all of her songs. She is EPIC!

  • Dyerchristina01

    I am recently a new fan of METAL, Never really listened until I met my husband 2 years ago. Otep was the first band he played for me… ADDICTED to her every since!… T.R.I.C was the very first song I ever heard by Otep. My favorite song is all of them… but I Love Perfectly Flawed, because I can relate. I can relate to all of her songs. She is EPIC!

  • Miss1989

    I would like to see The Great Otep in bed with Angela Gossow. Oh damn. Damn! Hmmmm, I don’t know if I could handle that! Oh damn damn damn! That would be beyond the sexiest thing possible. *drip drip*