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That Metal Show's Don Jamieson Reveals the Five Funniest Hard-Rock and Metal Musicians

That Metal Show's Don Jamieson Reveals the Five Funniest Hard-Rock and Metal Musicians

Since becoming co-host of That Metal Show in 2008, Don Jamieson has had the pleasure of interviewing some of the most legendary names in hard rock and metal. Jamieson also became the first comedian to ever sign with esteemed record label Metal Blade, who just released Jamieson's Live and Hilarious. Needless to say, he's pretty much an expert on comedy and metal, and here he tells us which legends yield the biggest laughs.

Ozzy Osbourne
"In every interview he does, Ozzy has a million one-liners. He's like the Rodney Dangerfield of metal! Favorite Ozzy quote: 'I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat, but that's OK. The bat had to get Ozzy shots!'"

Alice Cooper
"An amazing storyteller with a killer punch line for every crazy tale. The Bill Cosby of metal! Elvis once put a loaded .38 in Alice's hand so he could demonstrate how to take a gun from someone. Alice's first thought: Shoot him!"

"That dry, deadpan wit is almost as powerful a weapon as his bass and throat. The Steven Wright of metal! Fave Lemmy quote: 'That was a great time, the summer of '71. I don't remember it but I'll never forget it!'"

Pete Steele
"R.I.P. you funny bastard! The most self-deprecating guy ever onstage. The Richard Lewis of metal! After playing a Sabbath cover, he remarked to crowd, 'Now that we butchered Black Sabbath, we'd like to butcher one of our own songs!'"

Johan Hegg
"Yes, Vikings can be funny. Especially early on when his English wasn't as good. (Insert name of famous Swedish comedian here) of metal! An interviewer once remarked that there were more and more females showing up at Amon Amarth gigs. Johan replied, 'Yes, we are beautiful!'"

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