Theory of a Deadman’s Tyler Connolly Picks The Top Five Douchiest Things About L.A.

Having grown up in the relatively serene setting of Vancouver, Canada, Theory of a Deadman vocalist Tyler Connolly has now joined the ranks of  countless other successful artists, setting up base in the celebrity bubble that is Los Angeles. While L.A. obviously has plenty going for it–sun, sea, sand, and of course silicone to name but a few–there is also much to lament about living in the City of Angels. Here Connolly–whose band recently released their latest album, The Truth Is… (Roadrunner)–rattles off his top five douchiest things about life in L.A.:

Everyone thinks they’re famous. No, really, even the waiters think they are actors… Oh wait…”

Everyone drives a nice car. Seriously! I pulled up to a guy at a light driving a new Mercedes and said, ‘Hey bro, nice car.’ He said, ‘Thanks. Wanna buy some oranges?’”

“Everyone in L.A. is in amazing shape! Eat a cheeseburger, will ya?”

Chihuahuas and UGG boots. Chicks in L.A. gotta have multiple mexican dogs that match their multiple pairs of insulated slippers in 95 degree weather!”

“And the No. 1 douchiest thing you can only find in L.A…me!!!”

 

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  • Lillian

    TYler Connolly your awesome

  • HurriKane

    I really wanna be in L.A

  • http://www.facebook.com/lj.engle1 Lj Engle

    Tyler. You have written a song for every bitch that ever fucked me over. haha Cheers man!

  • Melissa Barefoot

    loveee Theory!

  • Melissa Barefoot

    loveee Theory!

  • Melissa Barefoot

    loveee Theory!

  • Erikpearson1991

    I couldn’t agree andymore, I work in Hollywood and I hate everything about it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1628641074 Mandie Lynn Turner

    I wouldn’t mind dealing with douche #1

  • April Fahlen

    Totally disagree on your #1 douchiest thing, nothing wrong with you. Agree with #2 through #5 though. Being from Vancouver myself i can understand where your coming from.

  • Mr. E. Guest

    Lazy, hackneyed cliches. Grow a pair and leave Hollywood sometimes, Syrupback.

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