Theory of a Deadman’s Tyler Connolly Picks The Top Five Douchiest Things About L.A.

Having grown up in the relatively serene setting of Vancouver, Canada, Theory of a Deadman vocalist Tyler Connolly has now joined the ranks of  countless other successful artists, setting up base in the celebrity bubble that is Los Angeles. While L.A. obviously has plenty going for it–sun, sea, sand, and of course silicone to name but a few–there is also much to lament about living in the City of Angels. Here Connolly–whose band recently released their latest album, The Truth Is… (Roadrunner)–rattles off his top five douchiest things about life in L.A.:

“Everyone thinks they’re famous. No, really, even the waiters think they are actors… Oh wait…”

“Everyone drives a nice car. Seriously! I pulled up to a guy at a light driving a new Mercedes and said, ‘Hey bro, nice car.’ He said, ‘Thanks. Wanna buy some oranges?’”

“Everyone in L.A. is in amazing shape! Eat a cheeseburger, will ya?”

“Chihuahuas and UGG boots. Chicks in L.A. gotta have multiple mexican dogs that match their multiple pairs of insulated slippers in 95 degree weather!”

“And the No. 1 douchiest thing you can only find in L.A…me!!!”