Dark Thrones: Hard Rockers WILSON Rate Toilets on the Road, Part 3

Hard-rock outfit WILSON are shitter aficionados. They’ve been rating toilets on the road for a while on their own blog, and now they’re bringing their expertise to RevolverMag.com. The band is currently crossing the country with Newsted and What the Hell, from whence they will be educating us on their various bathroom encounters. Here, singer Chad Nicefield drops blog No. 3.



Ahhh! The blessed day two of tour dump. This outing sees us sharing the stage with the legendary Jason Newsted and his band, Newsted. And what better way to share a stage with a legend then to drop a deuce of legends…and in our hometown nonetheless?

This is the toilet at The Crofoot Ballroom! Folks, right here you can feast your gaze upon the fucking Master Of Poopettes! A strong Kohler bowl with a beautiful red crushed velvet leg rest! This is a beauty to the eye…the brown eye of course. Look at all that TP…and you can’t see it but there is a mega plunger behind the upper deck. Can’t ask for much better. This is a 10 out of 10.”

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  • Danielle

    Well Done Crofoot. I enjoy your shows, but I especially enjoy seeing you make your mark as the best place for rockers to pinch their loafs.