Live Report: Carcass, The Black Dahlia Murder, Gorguts, and Noisem in New York City

Chris Krovatin is the author of three young adult novels, Heavy Metal & You, Venomous, and Gravediggers: Mountain of Bones. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. He is a contributing writer for Revolver and generally comes off as a good-natured pain in everyone’s collective ass. This piece below represents his opinions–and probably only his opinions.

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Carcass with The Black Dahlia Murder, Gorguts, and Noisem, at the Best Buy Theater, New York City, 4/11/2014

  • Mission since this tour was announced: Carcass and Black Dahlia, together at last!
  • Mission since work ended at 5 today: I am going to get fucking hammered.
  • Cool sight of the evening: The word “Carcass” over Times Square, huge, in lights.
  • That said: Man, the Best Buy Theater is the least death-metal venue ever.
  • Coolest piece of merch available:  Coffee mugs featuring the cover to Carcass’ Reek of Putrefaction. Man, wait’ll the guys at the office get a load of this!
  • Sobering realization of the night: …man, I can’t rock this Carcass mug at the office. I’ll make someone vomit and get fired.
  • First up: Noisem from Baltimore.
  • Sounds like: Infectious vicious grindcore with overtones of old-school thrash.
  • Fun fact: The members of this band are all super-young, I believe. One of them’s only, like, 16.
  • And yet: These guys are as hard-hitting as any group of old-timers.
  • Cheapest beer available at the venue: Five-buck Budweisers.
  • Number of beers bought at a single time: Three.
  • Number of those beers consumed by anyone else: Zero.
  • Amount of my hangover from last night’s Godflesh show that’s hanging around: Approximately 35%.
  • Startling realizations made about my personal habits: Fuck off, it’s Carcass tonight.
  • Next up: Gorguts.
  • Sounds like: Brutal death metal with a progressive edge.
  • Fact I keep hearing: There are people out there who really like this band, honest.
  • And yet: I just can’t get into these guys. Too experimental, too plunky.
  • To be fair: The dude in the middle has some seriously lustrous hair.
  • What time is it: Drink o’clock.
  • Fun activity of the night: Watching Times Square theater tourists walk past the venue with startled and terrified looks on their faces.
  • Random metal royalty spotted: Carcass’ Jeff Walker, while I was out in the smoking area.
  • Observation: He’s shorter than I expected.
  • Next up: The Black Dahlia Murder from Detroit.
  • Sounds like: Muscled-up Hammer Horror via Swedish death metal.
  • Just so you know: I may have written about this band’s live show more than any other act I’ve covered. Check out the archives.
  • Personnel observation: Man, guitarist Brian Eschbach still looks weird to me with the short hair.
  • Notable tracks: “Everything Went Black,” “On Stirring Seas of Salted Blood,” “In Hell Is Where She Waits For Me.”
  • Track I wish they’d played: “Map of Scars” off of Everblack.
  • Look at the time: Drink o’clock again already…ugh.
  • Maybe you should stop drinking: Sorry, I could taste that Jack. We’re keeping this going.
  • Fuck it: Give me a Carcass mug! I can disgust myself at home!
  • Speaking of which: What? They’re onstage! Oh shit!
  • Finally: Carcass from Liverpool.
  • Sounds like: Anatomical diagrams flashing before your eyes in a maniac whirlwind.
  • Sounds here: Absolutely fucking amazing.
  • Favorite dude at the show: The guy who yanked me into the mosh pit screaming, “YOU ARE MEAT!”
  • Least favorite dude at the show: The big bearded guy up front who threw elbows and mule kicks anytime someone collided with his back. It’s a metal show, you fucking human zit.
  • Classic old tracks played tonight: “Exhume to Consume,” “Incarnated Solvent Abuse,” “This Mortal Coil,” “Corporeal Jigsore Quandry.”
  • Classic new tracks played tonight: “Unfit For Human Consumption,” “The Granulating Dark Satanic Mills” off of Surgical Steel.
  • You know it’s Carcass: Because Jeff Walker’s stage banter is scathing, snarky, and sweet all at once.
  • Approximate time at the close of the show: 12:30.
  • Amount of time it took me to consume a booze-soaking burger: Eleven minutes.
  • Comforting thought: I am meat.

 

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  • Horsecore

    Oh, yeah, this was the DECIBEL Magazine Tour. Guess you’re too pussy to mention that