Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Is Carving a Massive Wooden Penis
Mastodon’s Brent Hinds is carving a giant–and noticeably veiny–shlong out of wood. You might even call it a leviathan. The singer-guitarist promises more photos as he finishes his masterpiece. Check out pics he posted thus far on his Instagram below. Commence “Mastodong” and “getting wood” jokes.
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