Spencer Charnas of Ice Nine Kills Lists Top Five Movie Predators

Bostonian post-hardcore outfit Ice Nine Kills have released their new EP, Predator. It was not only voted by the fans to be Revolver’s Album of the Week, but also debuted at No. 15 on iTunes’ Rock chart. In keeping with the EP’s title, Revolver asked vocalist Spencer Charnas who the top five movie predators are.




5. Michael Myers from the Halloween franchise “Not only did he have a talent for killing big breasted beautiful blonde girls, he also…oh wait… That’s pretty much all he did right?”


4. Shark from Jaws “He basically killed everyone except Richard Dreyfuss. If he hadn’t spared him, we wouldn’t have such sentimental tear-jerkers like Piranha 3-D or Mr. Holland’s Opus.”


3. Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th franchise “Jason made it very clear: You have sex–you die. You do drugs–you die. This dude would have fit in very well at a Rick Santorum fundraiser.”


2. Patrick Bateman from American Psycho “Even though I like 30 Seconds to Mars, Jared Leto definitely deserved that axe to the face for taking four goddamn years to record that follow-up record.”


1. The Vagina from Teeth “No explanation is needed for this one.”


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  • Batman

    Number one is exactly where it should be. That movie is messed up, haha.

  • Brett Leve

    love this band and their sense of humor