Viral Video of the Day: Vegan Black Metal Chef, Episode 1, Pad Thai

We at Revolver had always thought that tr00 black-metal cultists ate as much animal flesh as possible, preferably goat meat, raw, warm, bloody, and with the fur still on it. But courtesy of the video below, our barbaric view of corpse-paint cuisine has been civilized—apparently it’s perfectly kvlt to go vegan. As long as you croak about it in your most evil Gollum voice while cooking…