REVOLVHER PRESENTS THE HOTTEST MEN IN THE NEW ISSUE!

Time to make the boys of the February issue blush! Well in this case, the men—as the top two hotties are over 40. I like ’em old, what can I say? I also should note that this is my first RevolvHer post since leaving my photo director position at Revolver. I am no longer working at the magazine, but I am still going to objectify the men in metal, and dole out the sex and love advice weekly, so don’t fret. Keep emailing me your dirty questions! Revolvher@gmail.com.


James Lomenzo, White Lion, Black Label Society, Megadeth (page 51)
“No, I never had a chance to love you/Now I only wanna say I love you/one more tiiiiiiiiiiiiime.”

james lomenzo megadeth white lion black label society


Dave Mustaine, Megadeth (page 50)
He smells good.




Jonny Davy, Job for a Cowboy (page 52)
All you ladies should get on the Davy Train ASAP. Groupie out all over him and make him really famous.




Howard Jones, Killswitch Engage (in the cover story)
I’ve been dreaming of a black Christmas.




Jimmy Hubbard, Guitar World/Revolver Photo Director (page 16)
He looks like Jesus, has awesome and thick facial hair, is more metal than metal, and he’s doing my job now. All hail Hubbard!




really?

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 17:42.

Actually i know only one man from this list - Dave

and who are other dudes?

chile

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 23:39.

dave is the best and hotter ever!!!

Howard is pretty delicious...

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 00:52.

but I'll put in a vote for the other Killswitch dude in the issue, the one and only Adam D...yeah he's sort of a geek, but what can I say, I have a weakness for geeks, I married one. ;-) Plus, he's funny as hell, and there is something very sexy about a man who can make you laugh...

whattt??

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 04:33.

Where is Ville Valo???

oh dear....

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 23:27.

seriously?
He's OKAY, but he's not in the February issue of Revolver, so he can't be in the list.

mustaine

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 04:34.

I COMPLETELY AGREE AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

great selection!

MegaMustaine

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 14:04.

Dave Mustaine should be the list's permanent #1.

Dave's the MAN!

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 03:52.

TOTALLY AGREE ABOUT DAVE!!!!!!!! And he does smell good.

jonny is the hottest guy on

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 12:57.

jonny is the hottest guy on your list but you forgot to put in phil amesomo.... i love that guy.

UM I am pretty sure dave is

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 13:26.

UM I am pretty sure dave is by far the hottest. i mean he is old but eh wahtever

Oh James Lomenzo for me,

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 16:41.

Oh James Lomenzo for me, dont like Ginger Nuts!!

Where's Nige Rockett from

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 16:43.

Where's Nige Rockett from Onslaught... now that's one hell of a sexy man *drool*

Nige Rockett...

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 21:35.

Got to agree with you, Nige Rockett should be on the list, he has eyes and hair to die for, can shred a guitar and just oozes sex on stage!!!!
WHAT A MAN!!

Yeah, where IS Nige Rockett

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 17:03.

Yeah, where IS Nige Rockett from Onslaught... that man is sex on legs!!!

no ugly men!

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 11:39.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!where are my boys from Devian(see Legion,Tomas ,Joinus,Emil,Carl) and where the hell is Nige Rockett? .we wanna se some real sexi men ,no ugly dudes!bring us more sexi men!

Nige Rockett?

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:10.

Where is Nige? He should well be on this list, he's far more attractive than anyone thats on here so far!!
He's got a great figure and he's an awesome guy as well! Get him ont list
=P

I sure hope Nige Rockett

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:19.

I sure hope Nige Rockett makes it onto this list at some point. The guy has the dark brooding look of a modern day Heathcliff, shreds like a demon possessed, thighs that could choke a horse and that English accent is to die for, he just oozes pure and unadulterated animal magnetism and as for smelling good, he drips with testosterone!!
In my opinion, he is the Hottest Man in Metal!

DAVE! Megadeth!

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:30.

Dave Mustaine is the hottest, no doubt about it.
No one compares to the king of thrash!
Droogie for life. \m/

Nige Rockett...

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:49.

Nige is just Totally Fuckable...

Nige Rockett...

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 13:59.

Got to agree with you.. totally fuckable!

Mustaine doesn't even come close to the sexiness that exudes from Rockett.

Shagging Mustaine would be like doing it with a damp squib compared to doing it with Rockett!

J Lo

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:50.

Out of that sad list J Lo wins hands down!

Int

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 01:55.

Dave ceratianly...He is like a departing Greek God. The thin air that he breathes...But it would have been nice to have had Kim Thayil at the bottom, just like the 100 guitarists of all time list, which was guarded at one end by Jimi and at the other by Kim...

What the hell!!! This is a

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 08:58.

What the hell!!! This is a Metal Magazine not a playgirl. That has to be totally gay. Come on all we care about is who is the hardest and fastest metal band, not who is the hottest guy in metal. I think whoevers idea was that needs to go back to vanity fair.

so very funny! ha! ha! ha!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:56.

there is no comment following you. man! you seemed to have scared off people and thats so funny. its so funny to imagine that they chose to be in your little member's club. why are you so insecure about your manhood? if it has to be protected so neurotically it ain't there, ye know? funny, yeah?

finally!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 16:15.

we see half naked chicks in every issue now, and i know it's mostly a man's mag, so i'm not bothered by it. but i have definitely been waiting for an issue dedicated to the beautiful men of metal! there's nothing wrong with appreciating their good looks as long as we don't start focusing solely on that like pop music or something. but i am not worried about that every happening.
but, i hope the list is longer, because i can definitely think of more hotties.
alex varkatzas,matt kuykendall, brandon schiepatti, phil labonte, DL, tim lambesis, tommy rogers, zakk wylde, alexi laiho, the buckley brothers, rody walker, just to name a few.
anyway, rock on revolvher, fuckin badass magazine and blog!

What?! No Joey?!

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 16:16.

Where the heck is Joey Jordison?? He's waaaay hotter than all of these guys combined, plus he plays those drums like there's no tomorrow. Pick some better ppl next time!!!!!!

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