VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY: HEADBANGER FAIL

America will never be as metal as Europe. It’s a fact, and we here at Revolver just have to accept it. We have Ozzfest, they have Wacken. We have hot dogs, they have wild boars roasted over a fire on a spit. We have Budweiser, they have all kinds of awesome brews. We have American Idol, and they have a TV game show where a doofy blonde metalhead tries to smash open an endless number of watermelons with his head. Watching this Dutchbag repeatedly slam his knobby dome into one melon after another is one of the most beautiful and hypnotic things we’ve ever seen at this magazine (and we’ve done photo shoots with Maria Brink walking around in the buff). Watch this video below and understand the true meaning of metal.