REVOLVHER PRESENTS THE HOTTEST MEN IN THE NEW ISSUE!

The March ’09 issue of Revolver was my last issue as photo director. One might say that I went out with a bang, as I landed two topless men on the cover. One of the rules that I had to endure for my five-year stint at this very manly magazine is “no topless men” (unless of course it is Slash or Scott Weiland). To get two men on the cover topless is a massive triumph. So, here we have my list of the hot men in the sexy March issue. We have mud trucking, brawling, face tattoos, some random dude from some band I’ve never heard of, and one of my former co-workers. Enjoy yourselves!

Hank III (page 30)
I will always have a soft spot for redneck spawns of country-rock royalty, specifically in the form of Hank III. I love his tunes, and he is so fucking hot that I could hardly photo edit these pics of him covered in mud.




Mark Morton, Lamb of God (page 59)
I got to spend a few hours making screen grabs of the infamous Morton/Blythe battle for this issue. Mark Morton punching out Randy Blythe was one of the most erotic things I’ve ever seen. So I am so happy that I can give Mr. Morton yet another shout out for his extreme awesomeness.




Brent Hinds, Mastodon (page 58)
The guy has his face tattooed and rocks hard.




Alex Varkatzas, Atreyu (cover)
This was my first and last opportunity to run a sweaty, topless man on the cover of Revolver. I am so grateful that he is gorgeous and can carry it off well. This totally beats those other shoots we did with Alex where we either cut off his head or covered him in bruises.




Johnny Roberts, Woe of Tyrants (page 39)
I don’t know shit about this band, but I do know a hot dirt bag when I see him.




Mario Comesanas, Revolver Promotions Director, Sirius Radio DJ (letters page)
He has pretty eyes and is no longer my co-worker, so it is OK to sexually objectify him.






That's part of the...scene!

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 15:30.

Well Rebecca, we're all entitled to our own likings and though [as a bi-sexual male] these guys necessarily wouldn't have been per se my pics. I wonder what's the malfunction about topless guys. Ooh, the chicks and/or gays are going to drool. Shirts off, that's part of the hard rock & metal scene baby!!! <3

NON-METAL

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 13:29.

this is ridiculous... this mag really went to hell.. i mean i admit i used to be a fan..
but now it looks like the real metal has small articles.. and the fake shit has the cover...
also the majority of the metal scene is dudes so we dont care about the "hottest" men in rock not metal these guys fucking blow hairy china monkey balls...
keep the lame shit on your mags and im sure the real metal community will disregard your pitiful excuse of what u call a "metal" zine!

really?

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 17:47.

I completely agree with you, this IS ridiculous. And I'm a chick who listens to metal and digs dudes. This is not what metal is about. I don't want to read about some lady gushing over dudes in bands. That's what Tiger Beat is for. Come on. And the Hottest Chicks in Metal issues were appalling as well. I was disappointed in the females who agreed to be interviewed for them.

Lol

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 00:12.

Johnny Roberts Funny

uuuuugh

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 08:46.

Oh No please... Why these guys? You left out so many better choices here. What about David Draiman, Corey Taylor, Mikael Akerfeldt, Dave Mustaine, Maynard James Keenan, Chad Gray, Joey Jordison and so many others?

ummmmm

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 01:14.

Mark Morton is hot...got to talk to him before a show (got his scribble;) and he's also pretty cool...that makes him even hotter. I didn't know what Mario looked like...listen to him on Sirius all the damn time and I'd always thought he sounded hot...now I know he is. As far as the other guys...well there's no accounting for taste. I wouldn't look twice at them on the street and even the fact that they are in metal bands won't change the fact that the others on this list are fugly.

hot dirt bag?

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:26.

you could have recycled the woe of tyrants copy under mario's picture too.

That Mario character

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 15:22.

That Mario character deserves to be on this list more than anyone else. I'd let him butter my roll.

men issue

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 20:13.

hell yeah finally some men im tired if reading the hottest chicks in metal...which i hope to be one day and hell yeah i hope mitch from suicide silence is in there also chris adler

mad

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 20:18.

man what about slipknot their so sexy (joey corey jim and clown) i mean this is b.s this is why revolver kinda sucks we need real metal... and without slipknot idk everyone loves slipknot u guys are really starting to get all fashion and chicks...even girls read this we dont want to see boobs even though their covered up and we sure as hell dont want a poster of the b**ch come on revolver ur sopposed to be "the loudest" but yet all u care about is p**sy..get over yourselfs

Wooooo Johnny!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 08:59.

Johnny Roberts is for SURE one brutal fucking beast of a drummer and totally deserves to be one of the hottest guys in Metal! I've seen this kid in concert, and he gives 110% every f*cking time... his skills are ridiculous! Anyone who has Woe Of Tyrants come through their town would be insane to miss this incredible band.

-Alycia H. from Indianapolis, IN

sounds like a stalker l0l

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 14:45.

sounds like a stalker l0l

Stalker???

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 18:48.

LOL nope. Just a good friend.
So get off it.
Kthanks.

:)

slipknot

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 15:21.

dude you know this chic is a stalker when she comes back to reread her comment and leave another one and where is slipknot you cant get more metal or hotter than that am i right

You are laughable...

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 19:09.

Um... you came back too... LOL

So back off, crazy.
:)

idiot

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 20:05.

Um...those were obviously two different people replying..LOL
Leave another comment, desperate.
:)

expired

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 22:07.

you maam are a nut

alex varkatzas definately

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:30.

alex varkatzas definately belonged on here. but yknow...so does the rest of Atreyu? i mean, c'mon, they all are hot. ALL FIVE of them. and dude? you forgot M. Shadows. HELLO, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? this chick or whoever wrote this must be blind. sure, she got Alex, and Mark Morton sure, plus Brent Hinds, and maybe Hank III. but dude.....where's everyone else?

marioooooooooooo what what

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 22:08.

marioooooooooooo
what what

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