GUEST BLOG: SENSES FAIL’S HEATH SARACENO LOVES FOOD
Hey. My name is Heath Saraceno. I play guitar in Senses Fail. I go on tour. I eat food. This is the food that I eat while on tour.
Email suggestions to heathlovesfood@gmail.com if you know of a sweet spot I should try.
MARCH 15, 2009
Pontiac, Michigan
BLUE NOTE CAFÉ—MUSHROOM JACK STEAKHOUSE BURGER
Pontiac gives me the creeps. It's a ghost town. Most of the buildings on the main drag are boarded up and left for dead. Needless to say, it was difficult to find food there. Dan Trapp knew of a brewery that supposedly has great things to offer, but it is closed on Sundays so he and I were on our own with only our wits to guide us. We wandered into The Blue Note Cafe by default—it looked like the only open restaurant in the whole town. The menu was simple, about 10 items consisting only of burgers and wings. Feeling deflated and desperate, I begrudgingly ordered a Mushroom Jack Steakhouse Burger. I didn't know what to expect; I thought to myself, Let's just get this over with and forget Pontiac ever happened.
Our burgers came out in Styrofoam containers, which needed a piece of packing tape to keep the lids closed. When I ripped the tape off of my container I was elated. This was a real fucking burger! Two thick patties, gobs of oozing mozzarella cheese, a glistening pile of sautéed onions, and some mushrooms for good measure.
Biting into this thing was a chore, as it was taller than my mouth can open. I got a couple good bites in before it started to fall apart, then I abandoned one patty, which made my job a lot easier. The mushrooms were maybe a little excessive as they didn't add any flavor, just made the burger harder to eat. This was a great experience. My good mood returned to me and I thanked the chef on my way out for a good burger.
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Pizza?
I remember seeing you eat pizza in Albuquerque =P
Checkers
Best burgers and most delicious seasoned fries. Ever.
Checkers
Haha.
Yeah. There really is nothing in pontiac.
There's this place That I think is like north, or maybe west of there. Now I forget what direction it is. But it's called the sleeping bear tavern ( I think, I could be completely wrong) But the burgers are about that big, but like 10 times wider. When I finished mine I had the shits for a week, but it was amazing.
Peace out Heath
-Noah
p.s My best friends name is heath, and for years he was the only heath I know. And you're one of the best guitar players
Heath 1=Best friend
Heath 2 (being you)=Best guitar player
hungry
I am so hungry now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to save a copy of this burger picture and tape it to my ceiling. [i hope the tape gives out]
lame
what a lame blog dude... that burger looks disgusting, and i felt dumber after reading this whole thing. love yr music, not yr blog
Gross
That burger looks completely gross, I wouldn't trust a Pontiac burger, expecially after hours LOL
toms kitchen soul food
its in devner great place man
Nom nom nom...
There's a place in Montrose, MN called Alice's & I loove it. Donno if their still open & I doubt you'd ever be near that town but if so, check it out. It's amazing food. <3
Los Tacos.
Los Tacos in Hollywood is BOMMMMMBBBB.
It's obviously Mexican food:]]
Also, if you dig Italian, Carmine's in Pasadena!
Mmm mmm delicious. Best Italian I've ever had.
local food.
in baltimore MD theres a place called cafe hon. they got awesome "baltimore" food like crabs and good shit. the crab dip is the besttt. or the rusty scupper on the harbor is good.
Tempe, Arizona
Cheba Hut. Best subs of all time.
sconecutters in salt lake
sconecutters in salt lake city, UT
orgasmic food there
holy shit
Heath...that was just a flat out stupid blog. Stick to the guitar beacase you rock it but I would think about dropping the blog...
PASTIES.
PASTIES.
uncle vinnies
yeah I had it last night
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