VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY: RICHARD PRYOR PLAYS BLACK DEATH

See, son, all rock music was stolen from black people—even your precious heavy metal. All those 1970s bands that started it off, they were all Black Death rip-off bands—huh? You don’t know Black Death?! Oh, dude, Black Death was the originator of it all—the hair, the costumes, everything. I saw him once, on his first tour. I was one of five people there, and we were all crazy for it. The other four? Well, John Osbourne, Vincent Furnier, Chaim Witz, and Dave Brockie. Exactly—damn white kids.