VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY: CORPSEPAINT FOR DUMMIES

Having trouble straightening the misery lines dripping from your mouth? Still mortified after that guy mistook you for Paul Stanley? Scared you’ll get murdered by your bandmates beneath the full moon because you don’t look grim enough? Never fear, children of the black mark—we’ve got the ultimate how-to right here. This bright young thing from the dark side would make even Nattefrost himself nod in solemn agreement. Watch this video, follow these easy steps, and you too can look like the epic soldier of Hell’s blackest pit that you are. Results may vary depending on level of pure evil in your heart; side effects include fire-blowing, goat-throwing, and blemishes.