LOVE AND SEX ADVICE FROM REVOLVER’S HOTTEST SEX ADVICE BLOGGER (WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT)
As a proud owner of a vagina, and daughter of a gynecologist, I feel more than qualified to offer up honest, raw, and unadulterated advice regarding all things related to sex, the human body, and relationships. So, all you metalhead freaks out there, please email me your most dire, dirty, sick, and twisted questions about women and the way we work, from our emotional hearts to our even more complicated parts. Email me at RevolvHer@gmail.com.
Dear RevolvHer,
I was just wondering why men find it so hard to date, let alone spend time with a woman who wants to wait to have sex until she's married? I understand they have these sex drives and shit, but what the fuck? Seriously, would it kill them to just keep it in their pants?
Thank you!
Jessica S.
Dear Jessica,
Since I’m a slut that can’t relate to your plight, I asked the man who boinks me for some help. He did a search for celibate dating and came across this website for you. Or you could hit the next As I Lay Dying concert and hunt for some men with chastity rings. If you don’t know what a chastity ring looks like go here. Good luck and God Speed!
xxx
RevolvHER
Dear RevolvHer,
My boyfriend recently told me he has dreams about having sex with my best friend and me. I was considering having a threesome with him for his birthday, and I know my friend is down, because she has always had kind of a crush on me. The problem is, I think she's busted as hell. What recourse do you recommend?
Lisa
Los Angeles
Dear Lisa,
Since I’m a slut that can totally relate to your plight, I think I know what recourse you should take. You should hit the next Slipknot concert with your boyfriend and hunt for another threesome-worthy candidate, who is not wearing a chastity ring, and that you both want to fuck. If you are open to a threesome, but just don’t want to bone your busted BFF, I’m sure that your man will be fine with the compromise. Good luck and Hail Satan!
xxx
RevolvHER
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Awesome advice from an
Awesome advice from an awesome babe! :)
hiya in a response for the
hiya
in a response for the 1st Q
i have to say this - its not a shame that a girl waits its the girls right to wait and as man which i am i tell U this when a man get in teh girls pants all that he wants next is just into some other girl pants so my friend beleive that men if they fuck they aint gonna get married like the old say goes why do u buy the cow if u can get the milk
in response to the 2nd
i think that u gotta skip the bf and the gf
satan sucks
u gotta live a normal life
why is that
from my point of view ( i had pals that ..)
i had a friend that his gal had this dream with him and her gf anyway the pal thought what the fuck ill have a great experince so he told me and told everyone he was over the top
till the day that he had the sex
and he went into it few times
but (im not sure after how long)
but after maybe it was 3 weeks he went to the doc and found that he had some STD from the 2nd gal - and its also with his gf
after 4 month and paying too much he recovered at the process lost the gal that he loved and gained all the lughter from everyone
my friend not every STD can be recovered from , specialy if its aids
please look after your self
PUIT THIS IN THE MAGAZINE
put this article in the magazine as a monthly column. I love reading it!
Okay, Lisa, just sayin', any
Okay, Lisa, just sayin', any metalhead chick that wants a threesome with another chick gets my approval.
In response
I can almost see why a jaded woman would want to wait until a worthy man is worth busting out our tool box and our a game for. When there is a level of trust women tend to be kinkier. Or am I speaking for myself here? Oh and for the threesome girl...your doucebag of a boyfriend is looking for license to bang your friend. I say kick them both to the curb and go to the nearest show and find another two you can experiment with. After you have determined that they don't have stds that you don't already have. Peace
The advice on these was a
The advice on these was a ginormous load of BULLSHIT!
Idiots.
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