VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY: BLACK METAL SHOW AND TELL

Remember in high school, when one of your classmates had some sort of interesting experience and was forced up in front of the class to tell you about it? Well, you can kiss that pansy bullshit goodbye. In darkest Russia, there is no more Show & Tell, only Display & Extol, an obsidian whirlpool of acoustic darkness where the gods of the north are given their due through headbanging and furious yelling. There are no more pencils, no more books, only the filthy looks of the Unholy Horned One from atop his throne of severed heads and squirming maggots. Maybe it’s something in the vodka?