LOVE AND SEX ADVICE FROM REVOLVER’S HOTTEST SEX ADVICE BLOGGER (WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT)

As a proud owner of a vagina, and daughter of a gynecologist, I feel more than qualified to offer up honest, raw, and unadulterated advice regarding all things related to sex, the human body, and relationships. So, all you metalhead freaks out there, please email me your most dire, dirty, sick, and twisted questions about women and the way we work, from our emotional hearts to our even more complicated parts. Email me at RevolvHer@gmail.com.

Dear RevolvHER,
I am a single rocker dude in my 30s. I have been going on a lot of dates lately, but haven’t quite moved beyond the dating/casual sex realm with anyone. I have noticed in my dating travails that I keep hearing the same thing from all the girls. We’ll be having a great first few dates and she will say, “You’re being nice now, but you’ll probably end up being a jerk like every other guy.” This is an instant boner killer. My question for you is, why do women do this? Do they purposefully want to push men away? What should I say back? Don’t they know that this is probably the main reason that they are single?
The Rocker

Dear Rocker,
Sorry to hear about your troubles. But I must say, I find this fascinating and worthy of a verbose response. I love hearing a man talk about the stupid things girls do during the courtship phase of romance to fuck up our chances at love. I am sure that I have done something that self-defeating on a date before, but it’s probably been more along the lines of, “Yeah, you’re sober now, but you’ll probably end up being a junkie just like every other guy I’ve been with.” Which puts a lot of pressure on an undercover loser.

There are a few ways to look at why the girls you date are making this general assessment about you, but really, it says more about them, their history and issues, than it does about you. If you are turning up the charm and romance hardcore on a date, you might be throwing these jaded ladies for a loop. Not a lot of guys these days take the trouble to court women. She may be scared of falling for a guy who is just trying to get in her pants by pulling out all the stops. Some men are dicks who just treat a girl nice until she gives up the goodies. After encountering some of these creeps, women start to assume all men are creeps. While this isn’t fair, it might help you to understand why these girls are projecting their anger at men onto you. What these girl don’t realize is that in one foul mouth swoop they have managed to make you feel like you don’t stand a chance with them, and they have blasted you with pressure to maintain appearances and not let down your guard.

If you encounter this again, you should reassure the lass that you are not a creep. Let her know that you understand she might have been treated badly in the past, but that she is now only serving to push a good guy away. Hopefully pointing this out to her will shut her up. If she is just a pushy, insatiable, high-maintenance cunt, you will probably find out by her reaction to your reassurance, and you can move on.

Finally, if you move past the initial dating phase with a girl who was once treated shitty by a guy, and is now trying to let you treat her well, I advise you to go down on her with voracity and tell her that you will do this to her every single time she feels the urge to cum. Make sure she knows that you aren’t “just saying that.” If you follow my instructions, I promise you a lifetime of long lasting love—or at least good sex.
xxx
RevolvHER