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Hi RevolvHer,
My girl and I have been going out for a few years now, and we have hot sex all the time. We are pretty adventurous, do different positions, orals, and all that. But now I think it is time for us to explore the final frontier. By which I mean, anal sex. I think it would be very awesome if I was the one to take her anal virginity. I think it will even bring us together because we will be each other's first time, in a way. But she is nervous and kind of stubborn about it, I think. She says that if I am going to penetrate her ass, then she should be able to penetrate mine. She says it's only fair. Plus, she says, that I might actually like it, because of my prostate or something, but that for her, it will probably not be so enjoyable. Is this true? And even if it is, isn't getting your ass penetrated gay, if you're a guy? I don't think her standard is right. Why should I have to get ass-probed for us to have anal sex? I think she's just stalling. What do you think I should do? How can I convince her to have anal with me, without getting probed myself?
Ass If

Dear Ass if,
Your lady makes a fine point. You should totally let her fuck you in the ass if you expect her to let you fuck her in the ass, especially if she doesn’t really want you in her ass. This is your fantasy, and as with most things in a relationship, it comes with a compromise. So, Ass, you are going to have to give a little to get a little. I concur with your girl that you might find anal sex very enjoyable once you try it. At first it might be a bit uncomfortable and awkward, but then, once you relax, it can be pleasurable for a man, from what I hear. There is this spot inside the male rectum called the prostate gland that, when probed, can provide a man with the most intense pleasure he has ever known. Some liken this gland to the male g-spot (that is what Wikipedia told me). But I do not agree with your girlfriend that she won’t find anal sex enjoyable. In her head she is thinking that it will hurt, so how can it feel good? If you take all the necessary precautions, and she can relax, she too might get pleasure from the act. The two of you need to use a lot of lube and you need to practice safety at all times. In fact, if you decide to go through with this act, I suggest you read this instructional I wrote to another reader who was debating whether or not to give up her ass cherry.

Now to answer the most important question of all, does it make you gay if you take it in the ass? It does if it is a man fucking you with his cock. But if it is your girlfriend using a strap-on, and you are only doing it as a means to her end, then I say you are in no way gay. Now, haven’t I piqued your curiosity, Ass If? I know that I have at least managed to use the word “ass” a total of eight times in this response.

Get thee to a sex shop and get thee a strap-on!
xxx
RevolvHER