LOVE AND SEX ADVICE FROM REVOLVER’S HOTTEST SEX ADVICE BLOGGER (WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT)
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Heeeey RevolvHER,
I have a problem. I have been with this girl for a little over 6 months now and we both love each other, I think. I know she loves me like crazy and I thought I loved her, but now I’m not so sure. I recently enlisted in the Marine Corps, and I leave in November. Now there are three other girls who want to have sex with me. I know all of these girls well, and I know that even if we didn't get together I could still smash all of them. It probably sounds weird but I made a mental goal sheet of about six chicks I want to fuck before I leave. The problem is, I haven't “completely cheated” on my girlfriend and I don't really want to. Temptation is telling me to just to say, “fuck it” though, because I won't be getting any sex for a while. I know it would be best to just to tell my girl how I feel before I hurt her, but I can’t. Call me a pussy or whatever, but I just can't. I just don’t know what to do.
Asshole
Hey Asshole,
I mean, Pussy. I mean, Asshole. You aren’t alone in your plight. I think all people go through the “cake and eat it, too” phase of life, and somehow they get through it. This is not a huge problem in the grand scheme of your whole life. But since you asked, I will confirm that, yes, you are pulling some pussy-esque moves here. You have a girlfriend, you dig her, and you don’t want to hurt her. But, you also want to slide your cock into a few more vaginas before you roll out into the Marine Corps to be surrounded by a bunch of dicks. Perhaps your desire to get with other ladies signifies that you don’t really love your girlfriend, or perhaps it just signifies that you are a young man who isn’t ready to settle down yet. Since the relationship is still relatively new, you owe it to yourself and to your girlfriend to let her know how you feel and what you want right now. The downside to this honesty might be the pain you will cause her momentarily (she’ll get over you), and the loss of the relationship you have built. The gain will be the sexual conquests you will have before hitting the Marine Corps, as well as not leading on a woman you care about. Before you make you make any moves, you need to think about how much “smashing” the new pussy is worth to you. If you do end up choosing to just bang away without telling your girlfriend, you might end up causing more grief to all parties involved. If your girl finds out after the fact, she will be gutted by your deceit. Also, you may find that fucking girls with guilt hanging over your head isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Or maybe you’re the kind of asshole that gets off on the drama of the illicit affair and sneaking around? What I am telling you is the very sad truth that there is no way to get everything you want. Either you keep the girlfriend while you fuck the other girls behind her back—and then live every day in fear of her finding out. Or you tell her how much you want to “smash” other chicks and hurt her—and then get your rocks off before hitting the corps. One way or the other someone is getting fucked. Good luck out there, and thank you for serving our country!!
xxx
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As a former Marine myself
As a former Marine myself (recently out after 5 years), I know what you are about to embark on. I was in a similar situation before I left for boot camp as well. The truth of the matter is that your life and attitude towards it are about to make a huge and dramatic change. The person you think you are now, is not going to be the person who leaves the depot. Do your gf a favor and just break it off with her, UNLESS you think that you can keep a monogonous long distance relationship.
You also have to take in her side of the situation and understand that she is going to be meeting new people and going to parties and hanging out with her friends while your gone. Life stops for you temporarily, but it wont for her.
Not having the outside stress of wondering what is happening back home while your in boot camp will make it a bit easier mentally. The mental aspect of it is by far is the hardest...your body will keep going as long your mind tells it to. So do the right thing for you and your gf. If you bang the other chicks, then you do. That is little compared with the dilemna of being honest with your current gf.
Good luck...boot camp is surprisingly easy once you get used to the structure of it. Dont be the shit bag either.
Lucky me!
When I join the army I won't have this issue 'cuz everyone fucking hates me, what with being a metal fan in a hick town. Thank you for serving our country anyways.
Um... yeah.
If you can't be honest with the girl you care about, you don't deserve her company or any other woman's company. The fact that you've even considered having sex without telling her is a good indicator that you're more concerned about your dick than your relationship. Get a fucking clue. Maybe by the time you finish your training you'll have grown to appreciate what you left behind. Seriously, dude. I respect your decision to serve the country, but you should have thought about how it would affect your relationship before you signed the papers, instead of waiting until the last few months of being together to decide you want to pursue different female attention.
Be a man. Tell that girl the truth. If you don't love her, let her go so she can find a man who will put her ahead of his need to get laid before he goes into the military. Hell, some women join the Marines. Maybe you can find a fuck-buddy. It seems that that's all you're concerned with, and if it is, take some time to grow up. Come back a man who recognizes priorities, which getting your dick wet needs to be the last on the list. Sure, getting laid is great and I am all for it, but some things need to come first and if you don't know what they are, you can't yet call yourself a man.
..and The Rev B says...
A little piece of advice for ya to take as you will:
Fuck'em all.
Third option
Hey Revolvher, at the end of your advice, you gave asshole two options: fuck the other chicks behind his girlfriends back or be honest with her. A third option might be, don't fuck the other chicks, but feel really good knowing that other chicks want to fuck him. Fucking is fun, but he has a girlfriend to fuck and love and do all the other things you get to do with a girlfriend. And knowing that someone else wants to fuck you can be a really good feeling that will last way longer than the period of time that this actual fucking will be going on. If he fucks the other chicks, the feeling of guilt will probably last way longer than the fucking lasted. And if he doesn't fuck them, he can know that he could have, but will hopefully be coming home to a woman that loves him.
i have to agree with the
i have to agree with the last post and the 1st but what i have to add is that
dude before you cheat on you gf that if you didnt by now think about this if i lose an arm or a leg which gal will still want me, the one that u know will want you after your aint rambo you should fuck or just be a man and leave the gf in ordre that the gf finds a real man
xd
duuude srsly
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