LOVE AND SEX ADVICE FROM REVOLVER’S HOTTEST SEX ADVICE BLOGGER (WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT)

As a proud owner of a vagina, and daughter of a gynecologist, I feel more than qualified to offer up honest, raw, and unadulterated advice regarding all things related to sex, the human body, and relationships. So, all you metalhead freaks out there, please email me your most dire, dirty, sick, and twisted questions about women and the way we work, from our emotional hearts to our even more complicated parts. Email me at RevolvHer@gmail.com, and follow me on Twitter at twitter.com/revolvher666.

Hey RevolvHER,
I am a bisexual guy wondering if you would know where to look for gay or bisexual metalheads. No matter where I look in the metal scene, every guy puts out this ridiculous machismo aura and looks at every half decent woman like a happy meal with legs. Where can I go to find a guy willing to eat me?
Thanks,
Rainbow in the Dark

Dear Rainbow in the Dark,
What a wonderfully timely email, as I am excited to say that I will be going to see the great Dio rock out with Heaven & Hell on August 25th. But I digress. You want some sweet Rock Cock, and you’re a dude, and you need my sexpertise. My first suggestion is for you to check out this site I found doing a cursory Google search in your honor. gaymetalheads.tribe.net . This site is a forum/message board for homosexual men who are also into the metal scene. Maybe you can find out where the gay rockers in your hood are hanging. Another online route you could take towards finding a metalhead who wants to “eat you,” is the online personals. You can create a profile for yourself expressing your bisexuality and interest in metal music and hopefully attract a compatible partner. A personals site that seems to cater to the more on-the-fringe, artsy types, is nerve.com. There are many online personals options, including gay personals sites such as gay.com . So do some searches, Rainbow, and see what works for you.

And finally, another, more annoying, and complicated suggestion is to stop assuming that all the guys you see in the scene putting out that hetero machismo are actually into the pussy. A lot of times when a man/boy fronts hard about liking the ladies, he is actually covering up for his overwhelming urge to suck cock. So I don’t suggest that you go up to every hot, macho, bearded metal dude and make a pass at him—that could land you in a world of hurt—but what I do suggest is that you keep an open mind about people, and try talking to men that you like, even if they seem hetero on the outside. Looks can be very deceiving.

There are definitely men in this scene who also like men and who feel exactly the way you do, you just have to get the balls to hunt for them. And remember, “It's fear and you'll hear it calling, you beware”… Don’t let that fear keep you from finding some hot gay sex, or even love, or you’ll forever remain a Rainbow in the Dark.
xxx
RevolvHER