All Final Six Articles
Final Six: The Six Best Breakdowns/Speed-Ups
Chris Krovatin is the author of three young adult novels, Heavy Metal & You, Venomous, and Gravediggers: Mountain of Bones. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. He is a contributing writer for Revolver and generally comes off as [...]
Final Six: The Six Best and Worst Album Covers of 2012
Chris Krovatin is the author of three young adult novels, Heavy Metal & You, Venomous, and Gravediggers: Mountain of Bones. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. He is a contributing writer for Revolver and generally comes off as [...]
Final Six: Halloween Edition Part 2—Costumes
The Six Halloween Costumes That Never Work, the Six Halloween Costumes that I Wish People Wore More Often, and the Six Timeless Classic Halloween Costumes
Final Six: The Six Best Cock-Rock/Chick-Rock Songs
Hey, Skid Row, man, it’s Chris, how are you? What? Oh, I’m fine, thanks. Nah, no, I’ve really been a stranger lately.
Final Six: The Six Most Metal Saints/Porn Stars
Raised Irish Catholic, I was from an early age enamored with the grandiose power of old Christian art. But my Catholic upbringing has also instilled in me is a love for freaky, hardcore sex.
Final Six: The Six Best/Worst Album Covers of 2011
Chris “Weird Biker” Krovatin is the author of two young adult novels, Heavy Metal & You and Venomous. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. He is a freelance writer for Revolver and generally comes off as a good-natured [...]
Final Six: The Six Hottest Chicks/Ugliest Dudes in Metal
Chris “Fatneck McFlabbyass” Krovatin is the author of two young adult novels, Heavy Metal & You and Venomous. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. He is a freelance writer for Revolver and generally comes off as a good-natured [...]
Final Six: The Six Most Metal Serial Killers/Cereal Characters
Count Chocula is an undead pusher made of fucking chocolate. Accept no substitutes.
Final Six: The Six Most/Least Metal Times in Human History
Chris “Slacks” Krovatin is the author of two young adult novels, Heavy Metal & You and Venomous. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. He is a freelance writer for Revolver and generally comes off as a good-natured pain in everyone’s collective [...]
Final Six: The Six Metal Albums/Non-Metal Albums Everyone Should Own
Chris “scurvy dog” Krovatin is the author of two young adult novels, Heavy Metal & You and Venomous. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. He is a freelance writer for Revolver and generally comes off as a good-natured pain in everyone’s [...]
