RSSAll live report Articles

Live Report: Weedeater and King Parrot in Denver

Live Report: Weedeater and King Parrot in Denver

Chris Krovatin is the author of multiple young adult novels, including Heavy Metal & You, Venomous, and Gravediggers: Mountain of Bones. He is a contributing writer for Revolver and generally comes off as a good-natured pain in everyone’s collective ass. This column represents his opinions–and probably only his opinions.     Weedeater with King Parrot […]

Live Report: Marduk with Aura Noir, Black Anvil, Hod, Panzerfaust, and Natur

Live Report: Marduk with Aura Noir, Black Anvil, Hod, Panzerfaust, and Natur

Chris “Cheese Dog” Krovatin is the author of two young adult novels, Heavy Metal & You and Venomous. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. He is a contributing writer for Revolver and generally comes off as a good-natured pain in everyone’s […]

Skeletonwitch

Live Report: Skeletonwitch with 3 Inches of Blood and Praetorian

Chris “Shinsplints” Krovatin is the author of two young adult novels, Heavy Metal & You and Venomous. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. He is a contributing writer for Revolver and generally comes off as a good-natured pain in everyone’s collective […]

Live Report: Deicide at  Gramercy Theatre, February 21

Live Report: Deicide at Gramercy Theatre, February 21

Chris “Shinsplints” Krovatin is the author of two young adult novels, Heavy Metal & You and Venomous. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. He is a contributing writer for Revolver and generally comes off as a good-natured pain in everyone’s collective […]

Live Report: Immortal at the Gramercy Theater, February 19

Live Report: Immortal at the Gramercy Theater, February 19

Chris Krovatin is the author of two young adult novels, Heavy Metal & You and Venomous. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. He is a contributing writer for Revolver and generally comes off as a good-natured pain in everyone’s collective ass. […]

Live Report: Incantation at Europa, Brooklyn, November 20

First band on: Is it…oh, it’s Mortician! That’s “Zombie Apocalypse!”

Sounds like: The fattest, scariest serial killer you’ve ever met chopping you down with a meat cleaver and then resurrecting your corpse so he can do it again.

Live Report: Dimmu Borgir at Terminal 5, New York, November 8

Number of times I covet Grutle Kjellson’s moustache: 35.

Newsworthy artistic choice: Dimmu Borgir recently changed the cover art for their newest album, Abrahadabra, only a few weeks after it was released. The change was from a multi-eyed industrial gargoyle man to the exact same image with a skull instead of a man’s face.

Recent suggestion heard by this author: The change was because the man’s face looked like he was blowing a dude.

HAIL: THE GRIMMEST OF BLOWJOBS!

Live Report: High On Fire at Webster Hall, New York, October 24

General aroma of Webster Hall: Resin-soaked beard.

Number of beards present at Webster Hall: 4,237.

Number of flannel shirts present: 1,482.

Number of dudes wearing the same bootleg Slayer shirt as me: Four. One of us is going to have to change.

Live Report: Black Label Society at Hammerstein Ballroom, New York, October 20

Sounds like: A collection of walk-on music for the meanest fucking wrestler in the world.

Where do Black Label Society sit in a movie theater: Wherever the fuck they feel like.

Live Report: Nachtmystium at the Knitting Factory, New York, September 19

General state of the crowd at the Knitting Factory: Hairy.