The Hottest Chicks in Metal: Dr. Mikannibal—the Outtakes!

Didn’t get enough of this month’s Hottest Chicks in Metal, Dr. Mikannibal of Japanese black-metal ninjas Sigh? Neither did we. Which is why we’ve posted these bonus pics of her, as well as a few more of her grossest stories. Enjoy. And check out Mikannibal’s pinup in the current issue of Revolver, on newsstands now.

“The grossest thing I’ve ever eaten must be a deep-fried cockroach. They are not gross at all to me as my pets, leopard geckos, eat them as well. Usually female cockroaches are more stuffy and tasty whereas male cockroaches taste like skinny shrimps. I tried boiled cockroaches, too. You can enjoy the meat-like taste of the upper leg muscle this way.”


“The grossest venue I’ve ever played had a structural issue: The backstage was in the basement with no bathroom, and people were trapped in the backstage while someone was playing onstage because the stairs to the backstage was right behind the stage. There were no other ways out. Some people had actually peed in the backstage—that’s what it said on the wall—and that’s why it smelled so awful and there were so many flies!”


“There are too many gross stories to tell and it’s hard to pick one. The safest one to say is the urethral cock torture to my boyfriend. What’s so fun about inserting a catheter into men’s urethra is taking the control over the catheterized person’s urinary function and increasing sensitivity of the prostate gland or even activating its sensual function. As the catheter is inserted deep down, the prostate can be stimulated directly by moving the catheter back and forth. Once it’s activated, you can achieve the maximum sensation by massaging prostate through the wall of anus.”

 

Alert to All Users of the Disqus commenting system: Because of a recent global security issue, the Disqus website recommends that all users change their Disqus passwords. Heres a URL about the issue: http://engineering.disqus.com/2014/04/10/heartbleed.html