Fans looking for an up-close and personal experience with the Antichrist Superstar himself can now experience a whole new depth of intimacy with the shock rocker. Marilyn Manson's new official Double Cross Dildo, complete with suction cup and velvet double cross-emblazoned storage bag, is a reportedly "soft, lifelike" silicone sex toy featuring an environmentally friendly painted-on likeness of the singer, meaning fans can quite literally sit on his face. The eight-inch–tall, one-and-a-half-inch–wide dildo is a near-universally friendly size for aficionados, making this not only a dream buy for the at-home collector but also a great gift just in time for the holiday shopping season.
The official Marilyn Manson webstore warns the singer's face "may fade with multiple uses," so here's hoping the paint is safe not only for the environment, but also the most sensitive parts of the human body. The $125 price tag is a bit on the steep side for a fairly standard fake phallus of its type, but the official branding makes this more of a collector's item than everyday-use product. Manson revealed the dildo on Instagram yesterday (October 18th) with the caption: "I guess this is...Halloween. #dickortreat"
Manson is not the first to capitalize on fans' carnal desires to make a buck. The past decade has seen a few erotic efforts from big-name rock acts, including Rammstein's full set of allegedly life-size toys modeled off the band members' members, and an Official Motörhead vibrator. Even newcomers Ghost got in on the action a few years back with a sacrilegious papal dildo and butt plug set. Manson's foray into the world of masturbatory aids will surely stand tall among the competitors, and give horny goths everywhere the treat they didn't even know they needed.
Below, watch Marilyn Manson play "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" with Johnny Depp at the 2012 Revolver Golden Gods:
