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OZZY OSBOURNE picks most fun person to party with

An obvious choice, really
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On the latest episode of SiriusXM's "Ozzy Speaks," Ozzy Osbourne sat down with co-host Billy Morrison and did just as the name of the show says: The Prince of Darkness fucking spoke. Notably he addressed the question from Morrison, "Think back, who would be the most fun person that you would be drinking and doing whatever with?"

Ozzy's answer? Himself.

"Me," the Black Sabbath icon and infamous rock & roll wild man responded immediately, which had Morrison laughing. "People would go, 'Oh, fuck. He's going crazy. Oh, God,'" Ozzy recalled.

"Did people used to run once you went over?" Morrison followed up. Read a transcript of their funny ensuing exchange below — which, for what it's worth, makes Ozzy sound totally not fun to party with.

OZZY OSBOURNE I'd get to a certain point, they'd go, "It's time to fucking go."

BILLY MORRISON Really? Did you ever realize people would leave or were you...

OZZY Oh yeah! I'd shave their fucking eyebrows off and fucking…

MORRISON The most fun person you ever drank with was you! That's the greatest answer ever.

OZZY I mean, Randy Rhoads came to the apartment with me and Sharon [Osbourne, Ozzy's wife and manager]. But Sharon used to drink with me at one point… and he thought we were both dead. We were lying out with our eyes open and our mouths open, and he says — he said, "I thought you were both fucking dead."

"Ozzy Speaks" airs monthly on SiriusXM's Ozzy's Boneyard. The newest episode premieres tomorrow, March 21st at 5:00 pm ET and will be available on the SXM App.