"Incels" — otherwise known as "involuntary celibates," otherwise known as men who blame women for their inability to get laid, and complain about said inability in the darkest corners of the internet ad nauseam — have been thrust into the public spotlight as of late after a man who identified with the subculture carried out a vehicular killing spree in Toronto last month, killing 10 people and injuring several others.
Comedian Jim Jefferies weighed in on the controversy on his Comedy Central show last night (May 2nd) with the help of Slayer's co-founding guitarist Kerry King, who revealed the secret to hooking up with hundreds of women without being a misogynistic asshole.
Now, King isn't exactly a conventionally attractive fellow, as Jeffries points out, a contention the axeman wholeheartedly agrees with — so how has the Big Four thrasher managed to overcome this obstacle?
"Learning to play the guitar," responded King, before strolling off the set. So there you have it, incels: instead of shitposting on 4chan, grab a six-string and crank out "Raining Blood."
Seeking more suggestions on how to impress the object of your affection? Read War on Women bandleader Shawna Potter's guide to flirting at shows the non-shitbag way.