TOOL's MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN bought prosthetic breasts for upcoming shows | Revolver

TOOL's MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN bought prosthetic breasts for upcoming shows

A throwback to the fake boobs he donned during the 'Ænima' era
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Tool's Maynard James Keenan, 1997
photograph by Tim Mosenfelder/ImageDirect

Die-hard Maynard James Keenan fans have a photographic memory of the wild outfits the visionary singer (and notorious prankster) has worn onstage throughout the years — whether with Puscifer, A Perfect Circle or TOOL. Well, if you enjoyed Keenan's fake boobs from that last band's Ænima era, you'll be excited to hear that he may be bringing them back.

Keenan spoke about his history with prosthetic breasts while guesting on the Steve-O's Wild Ride podcast. The Jackass favorite is currently planning to get actual breast implants for his latest stunt, which got Keenan on the subject.

"I don't want to show you my Amazon cart right now, but I literally was buying … with everything going on right now, I was like, 'I gotta bring back the tits.' Because I used to wear 'em in '97," Keenan said, as transcribed by ThePRP.

"And I ordered and them and it's weird," he continued. "It's, like, this whole sleeve, and you have to put it on like a vest. And it's weird, these feel like … these are, like, stripper tits, they're silicone. But I put it on and they're right here." He pointed to the middle of his chest. "And my wife's like, 'What the fuck are you wearing?' It looks like headlights … Tijuana boob job, awful."

When will Keenan's new tits be unveiled? We'll have to wait to find out — TOOL's first show of 2023 isn't until May 21st, at the Welcome to Rockville festival. In the meantime, watch the full interview below.