Municipal Waste's Dave Witte Shows Off "The Best Shirt Ever"

What is the best shirt ever? We asked Municipal Waste's Dave Witte — because, as he told us, "like a lot of you, I also love T-shirts." After revealing drawers full of said garments, he showed us his single most prized band tee — a faded cut from instrumental prog-metal band Dysrhythmia. While he claims to have seen every one of their shows (but definitely the group's first ever), Witte really loves the shirt because of what's printed on the back: "No vocals/No breakdowns/No dancing/No fun."