Blood, Trump, Teens, Extraterrestrials: See Gwar Take Warped Tour

This past summer, Gwar hit the road on the traveling punk festival known as the Vans Warped Tour. Their goal? Deliver set after killer set ... and feast on delicious teenagers, because that's what badass, bloodthirsty aliens do. Revolver met up with the band at Warped's San Diego and Pomona, California, stops to chronicle the (very NSFW) madness, from bloody showers to presidential assassinations in effigy. "All these other bands, they go up and they just give you music," explains guitarist Pustulus Maximus, successor to the late Flattus Maximus. "Gwar gives you everything. Gwar gives you life and death — and cum." 'Nuff said.