Hottest Chicks

Didn't get enough of this month's Hottest Chick in Metal, Lzzy Hale of Halestorm? Neither did we. Which is why we've posted these bonus pics of her, as well as a few more of her grossest stories. Enjoy. And check out Lzzy's pinup in the new issue of Revolver.

"The grossest thing I've ever eaten? Pig testicles. Christmas '06."

"The grossest place I've ever stayed while on tour was when we broke down in Bucksnort, Tennessee, and had to spend Memorial Day weekend in an abandoned gas station where a lot lizard was murdered the week before. We were also right across the street from an adult bookstore where there was a constant string of truckers rolling in and out all night. Didn't get much sleep that weekend. Ha!"

"We were touring with Seether and became good friends with [frontman] Shaun [Morgan]'s brother, Eugene. We were partying on our RV with him one night and he took an inkpad, placed his balls on it, and stamped an imprint of his sack on our wall... He is forever immortalized on our RV."

Didn't get enough of this month's Hottest Chick in Metal, Doris Yeh of Taiwanese black-metal juggernaut Chthonic? Neither did we. Which is why we've posted these bonus pics of her, as well as a few more of her grossest stories. Enjoy. And check out Doris' pinup in the current issue of Revolver, on newsstands now.

"The grossest place I've ever stayed while on tour were the backstage dressing rooms at Station 4, Minnesota, which are in the basement. The place is really fucking amazing... It's like a place straight out of the movie Saw!

"The grossest thing that one of my bandmates has done was our keyboard player CJ laid a huge fart in front of me to wake me up in the morning. I was roused by a familiar flavor that smells stinky but a little bit like the pizza everybody ate at catering last night."

"The grossest thing that I've ever done? Scooped my cell phone out of the toilet which hadn't been flushed yet..."

Didn't get enough of this month's Hottest Chicks in Metal, Dr. Mikannibal of Japanese black-metal ninjas Sigh? Neither did we. Which is why we've posted these bonus pics of her, as well as a few more of her grossest stories. Enjoy. And check out Mikannibal's pinup in the current issue of Revolver, on newsstands now.

"The grossest thing I've ever eaten must be a deep-fried cockroach. They are not gross at all to me as my pets, leopard geckos, eat them as well. Usually female cockroaches are more stuffy and tasty whereas male cockroaches taste like skinny shrimps. I tried boiled cockroaches, too. You can enjoy the meat-like taste of the upper leg muscle this way."

"The grossest venue I've ever played had a structural issue: The backstage was in the basement with no bathroom, and people were trapped in the backstage while someone was playing onstage because the stairs to the backstage was right behind the stage. There were no other ways out. Some people had actually peed in the backstage—that's what it said on the wall—and that's why it smelled so awful and there were so many flies!"

"There are too many gross stories to tell and it's hard to pick one. The safest one to say is the urethral cock torture to my boyfriend. What's so fun about inserting a catheter into men's urethra is taking the control over the catheterized person's urinary function and increasing sensitivity of the prostate gland or even activating its sensual function. As the catheter is inserted deep down, the prostate can be stimulated directly by moving the catheter back and forth. Once it's activated, you can achieve the maximum sensation by massaging prostate through the wall of anus."

Didn't get enough of this month's Hottest Chicks in Metal, Ashley Ellyllon of Abigail Williams? Neither did we. Which is why we've posted these bonus pics of her, as well as a few more of her grossest stories. Enjoy. And check out Ashley's pinup in the current issue of Revolver, on newsstands now.

"I haven't had any 'gross' fan interaction; I really appreciate all of our fans! The only negative fan interaction I have had is when dudes hit on me and comment on my appearance, rather than my playing. I am not on tour to meet guys; I'm here to rock out and play music!"

"For some reason the guys in my band think it's OK to pee in the van into empty water bottles because they are too lazy to pull over. Every now and then I will feel something warm roll over and hit my feet, and I squirm every time. Gross!!!"

"Our van is disgusting and we sleep in it almost every night. It's filled with six dirty guys, diesel fumes, and bottles of the dudes' urine rolling around. Febreeze is a lifesaver!"

Didn't get enough of this month's Hottest Chicks in Metal, Alexia and Anissa Rodriguez, the sister-team behind Eyes Set To Kill? Neither did we. Which is why we've posted these bonus pics of them, as well as a few more of their grossest stories. Enjoy. And check out their pinup in the November 2008 issue of Revolver.

ALEXIA "The grossest thing I have ever eaten was actually on Hollywood Boulevard at this pizza joint across the street from the Knitting Factory on our tour with I Am Ghost. Our keyboardist Brandon and I were so starving and had only 5 dollars so we walked over and ordered two pizza slices. It smelled so delicious while we were sitting and waiting despite the stench of Pine-Sol that was being moped all over the floors. Finally the lady let us know it was ready and Brandon got up to get it. On his way back to the table, he dropped both of our slices into a huge puddle of Pine-Sol on the floor and I burst into laughter—until I remembered that we both didn't have any money left! So we stared at the pizzas and decided to eat it up anyways. It was the cleanest pizza I ever tasted...literally! I gagged a couple times but it was worth filling my tummy."

ALEXIA "Our guitarist Greg is the master of gross activities in the band but he always has the best intention, which is to make us laugh. We have family in Cali that we call the Lopez family and when we stayed with them in a hotel, things got funny fast. Our big daddy Lopez has this oxygen mask he uses to help him sleep and Greg thought it was a good idea to put his mouth on one end and big daddy's ass hole on the other. He let one rip through the tube end into the mask that was on Greg's face. Crazy times!"

ANISSA "Once Greg tried peeing out the window and accidentally peed on my sleeping bag. I didn't even know, and when I went to sleep in my sleeping bag, I started to smell the pee and I realized my sleeping bag was even a little wet. So the grossest thing I ever did was sleep in a pee-stained sleeping bag."

Didn't get enough of this month's Hottest Chick in Metal Lauren Harris, daughter of Iron Maiden bassist Steve Harris and hard rocker in her own right? Neither did we. Which is why we've posted these bonus pics of her, as well as a few more of her grossest stories. Enjoy. And check out her pinup in the current issue of Revolver, on newsstands now.

"I would say the grossest thing I've ever eaten has to be ox's tongue. It was absolutely horrible!"

"One of the grossest things that ever happened on tour was when we were in Argentina; we came on and after the first couple of songs, some people in the front were spitting at us and one bit of spit landed on my hand. After we came off stage we smelt of people's spit—it was the most disgusting thing ever."

Didn't get enough of this month's Hottest Chick in Metal Vivian Slaughter of Japanese all-girl black-crust tyrants Gallhammer? Neither did we. Which is why we've posted these bonus pics of her, as well as a few more of her grossest stories. Enjoy. And check out her pinup in the current issue of Revolver, on newsstands now.

"Nowhere I've stayed on tour was gross to me. Everywhere was nice for me. Because I was sleeping on the street sometimes when I was young."

"The grossest thing I've ever done was I talked with friend while puking and smiling in the stairs. It was not probs for me. But it was grossest for my friend, I think. Maybe I did more but I cannot remember."

Didn't get enough of August's Hottest Chick in Metal Michele Walter of Farewell to Freeway? Neither did we. Which is why we've posted these exclusive outtakes from our photo shoot with her, as well as a few more of her grossest stories. Enjoy. And check out her pinup in the current issue of Revolver, on newsstands now.

"The grossest venue I've ever played was in Vancouver, B.C., which is one of the most beautiful places in Canada, except for this one stretch of road downtown called East Hastings, which is the exact opposite. It's one of the worst drug capitals in North America, so everyone existing within these few blocks is a complete zombie. (They're always itchy?!) This, of course, is where we always end up playing. Last time we showed up to the venue, there were hundreds of people lined up down the street, not for the show but to exchange their used needles. Needless to say, we always leave there in a hurry, looking for the nearest shower."

"The grossest place I've ever stayed while on tour was in Crestview, Florida... A group of kids were actually squatting in this house, which we found out on arrival... No power except for the one extension cord running through the living room window from the house next door to power their TV and DVD player, which was playing SLC Punk on repeat... Rotting food in the fridge... When you stood within five feet of the front door, there was just this rancid odor that was a combination of rotting food and cat piss...so pungent that you had to hold your breath if you dared enter... Let's just say, we didn't stay the night."