There's a pair of new Tool songs floating around in the world and, obviously, fans are pretty fucking excited about it. Live last night (May 5th) at Florida's Welcome to Rockville, the band debuted the two new cuts, titled "Invincible" and "Descending," and people are reacting to them and digesting them in crazy ways. Based on just a handful of phone recordings, diehards are already dissecting Maynard James Keenan's lyrics (to the extent that anyone can make them out) and breaking down the compositions' assuredly intricate time signatures.
But even for people that aren't digging so deep yet, hearing two completely new songs after 13 long years is cause to hit their choice social media platform and freak the fuck out. So we scoured the internet to find some of the most ridiculous comments and reactions to Tool's new jams, ranging from fans thankful they lived long enough to hear new music from the band, to others questioning whether or not they'll have to start smoking again after the orgasmic experience. Read on to share in the mass hysteria.
